>>208131This is the greatist thing I have seen
Exitium=Ian Miles Cheong
<Exitium> I had this weird dream last night.
<Exitium> Aight, so there was me and this really cute chick, and I think we were on some kind of mission in a post-apocalyptic/sci-fi world. Oh, and we had like guns and stuff, and we were good at using them. We had to break into this corporate compound or something.
<Exitium> I can't really remember what happened but like, we professed our love for each other or something.
<Exitium> It was pretty rad, I think there was like a giant whirlwind.
<Exitium> And then later in the dream we were on this transport, it was like a bus, and we had to break into some prison.
<Exitium> To free William Shatner.
<Exitium> So we break into this prison, and we free william shatner, and the stormtroopers (yeah) surround us on both sides of the corridor.
<Exitium> And there Luke Skywalker is, and he's a total pussy.
<Exitium> But you can hear the voice, "Luke, use the force!" and he turns on his lightsaber.
<Exitium> And suddenly the whole dream turns into bullet time mode.
<Exitium> And it's like I zoom out from the dream and I'm watching it through my monitor, and it has a GUI and everything.
<Exitium> And I control Luke. Everything is in bullet time. I tell myself, "Man, it's no wonder Star Wars was a total hit movie back in the late 70s, it was the first movie with bullet time! holy shit."
<Exitium> And everyone's like paused, and Luke is screaming because he can't accept who he is, but he manages to regain control, he does a force teleport, it goes into bullet time, and he kicks everyones ass.
<Exitium> All those stormtroopers get their asses kicked with Luke and his lightsaber.
<Pirate2> wheres william in all this? putting on his girdle?
<Exitium> He had no shirt on, but he was armed with a star trek gun.
<Exitium> Apparently there was more to do in the complex, like more people to rescue, but we didn't have access to those areas.
<Horatio> lol…. did the cute chick look like entorwellian?
<Exitium> So we split and boarded the bus thing.
<Exitium> No.
<Exitium> She had dark hair.
<Exitium> Anyway we boarded the bus and I had to take a leak.
<Exitium> So I was looking for the toilet and I stepped down some kind of ramp where the toilet was, it was a really huge bus.
<Exitium> And as it turns out the whole bus is also a shopping complex.
<Alios> what does Entor look like
<Exitium> Cute.
<Exitium> Anyway, the shopping complex.
<Exitium> I was trying to take a piss in the dream.
<Horatio> so you took a dump?
<Exitium> I was trying to take a piss in my dream and the toilet was in like an alcove, and everyone could see me wanting to take a piss.
<Horatio> … in your bed?
<Exitium> THis is one of the fears of mine, I can't take a leak if there's anyone around.
<Exitium> So some guy tells me 'oh, there's other toilets in the shopping mall, why dont you go there, there's doors and stuff'
<Exitium> So I walk into the shopping mall and I can see the toilet behind some aisles.
<Exitium> So I try to navigate my way to the toilets but I can't fucking find it. It's weird.
<Horatio> and you wake up and you're on the dunny
<Exitium> So I walk up to the cashier and he's like my old best friend, I ask him where the toilets are and he's too busy to answer me, because he's got a queue.
<Exitium> So I'm like "dude, just fucking tell me where it is"
<Exitium> and this manager woman walks up
<Horatio> id watch it but i wouldn't pay for it
<Exitium> And she's like "EVERYONE IS WAITING IN LINE" in a pissed off tone
<Exitium> I lose my patience and I'm like bitch just tell where the fuck the toilets are, I've been looking for them for like ever.
<Exitium> And she's carrying a fork or something, for some reason.
<Exitium> I get pissed off and wrestler her for the fork.
<Exitium> wrestle*
<Alios> are u copy pasting this
<Exitium> Just as I'm stabbing her in the face with the fork I wake up.
<Exitium> Nope I'm not.
<Exitium> I wake up just as I'm about to jab her face in with the fork because I'm so pissed off at her attitude.
<Exitium> Then I go to the dunny and take a leak.